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sinbadism:

sexhaver:

im still laughing at “plants dont do anything but create oxygen shade and good smells” like there’s an invasive tree covered in spikes and also its fruit explodes and a 22-pound 3-foot-wide parasitic flower that reeks of rotting corpses

Plants do a lot of things

plants are terrifying and also the best

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italianot:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.


Wtf is this not a donkey?

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buttcarrot:

ishicosplay:

Clem Clem Clemmy Clem Clementine  Selfie hoo ha

duuuuuuude

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its-a-cat-world:

He forgot about his tongue for five minutes
high resolution →

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